It's three
quarters-past 10 on a Sunday
The regular crowd
shuffles in
The usuals all have
their special seats
Sit there once;
just don't do it again!
And the ushers have
handed out bulletins
And told you to
silence your phone
We're here sharing
a prayer we call brokenness
‘Cause it's better
than prayin' alone
La la la, di da da
la la, di da da da
dum
Tell us a tale,
you're the preachin' one
Tell us a tale
today
Well, we're all in
the mood for a parable
And you've got us
leanin' that way.
It's a pretty good
crowd for a holiday
And the treasurer
gives me a nod
But he knows it's
NOT me
they've been comin'
to see
'Cause they wanna
get closer to God
And the folks in
the pews are a happy lot
Like family,
they're quick to share cheer
And they all sit up
straight
and throw cash in
the plate,
And say, "Rev,
what are you doin' here?"
La la la, di da da
la la, di da da da
dum
Saint Paul was a
traveling evangelist
who never had time
for a wife
He wrote
congregations
from all sorts of
nations
Teaching grace as a
new way of life
We are gathered to
kindle a memory
Though it seems
we've forgotten the plot
So it hurts and it
heals
When it gets in our
feels
But this story is
all that we've got.
Tell us a tale
you're the preachin' one
Tell us a tale
today
Well, we're all in
the mood for a parable
And you've got us
leanin' that way
Now Joan, in the
choir, is a friend of mine
She sings from her
heart so free
She listens a while
And she's quick
with a smile
Though there are
parts she just won't let us see
She passes me a
note as the service ends
"Your sermons
offer sacred space,
But the life that I
lead is so far from that
Please pray I can
live and breathe grace."
Oh, la la la, di da
da
la la, di da da da
dum
Tell us a tale
you're the preachin' one
Tell us a tale
today
Well, we're all in
the mood for a parable
And you've got us
leanin' that way
© 2016 Todd Jenkins
OK -- pretty amazing!! I once had a choir director who re-wrote it from the church piano-man perspective but this is plain hysterical. Surely you will let me use this some muggy summer Thursday!??
ReplyDeleteShare away, M! I'll send you the original photo.
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